Thought I'd interrupt my weeks blogging drought by posting a rather amusing story from last night...So there I was, midnight and I'm sat in the entrance of a field on a lane, in a car with my sex friend. Like you do.
'Take off your clothes slowly, it'll be sexier'
Thank Christ I did go slow because no sooner than I'd stripped down to my underwear, a car drove past...
Not only did they decide to casually drive past, but they also thought they'd stop, and shine a torch into the car.
- Remember here, that I'm sat in nothing but knickers and a bra!
I look up and out of the window, and see the fluorescent stripes of a police car.
Fucking brilliant.Naturally I kinda shit myself. He doesn't though, he's totally calm. But then, it's alright for him, he's still fully clothed and it's not like it's his car!
The police's next choice: put on their flashing blue lights.
I must have pulled on my jeans in about 3 seconds. My fuck buddy's just sat there telling me that they won't do anything, 'chill out, don't worry, they'll probably just go away in a minute...'
To be fair, he was right and after what felt like five minutes, they finally drove off down the lane.
And here ends the story. I was properly paranoid that they'd come back though, so we drove off and found a more concealed (from the road) place to have sexy time... (And it was good)
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