Facepalm

It may be 2:30am GMT but I just found this...


Texts From Bennett - Tumblr


and consequently will be up til dawn.

According to Wikipedia, the word 'facepalm' became an internet meme in 2008 all thanks to Startrek. Well, who'd have known!

Oh the McIrony of It

So I went to McDonald's earlier to get some hot chocolate. Couldn't actually be bothered to actually park and WALK so we just chose the handy 'drive thru' option. (Not only am I about to drink about 2,000 calories, but I'm also not going to burn any of it off by walking to get it. No no.)


We got to the #2.PAY section and this guy was sat there, headset and mcdonalds hat on...

Almost as bad as this guy.
He's laughing while he cuts down
the rainforest to make room for cattle farms,
employs the scum of the earth
and makes children fat.

'umm, sorry hun, you missed the #1.ORDER section didn't you? You're gonna have to go round again I'm afraid.'


So we drive round again like fools and stop at the #1.ORDER section...


McDonalds Guy: 'hello again, what can I get you?'
Me: 'Umm, 2 hot chocolates please' (again? pretty sure we haven't spoken before... we skipped this bit last time.. no?)
McDonalds Guy: 'ok, if you'd like to come to #2.PAY section'


So we drive round and he's just grinning at us...
'hey again, again, haha, that'll be £2.78...(£2.78 for 2 hot chocolates, srsly. But that's another subject)
If you want to drive through to #3.COLLECT section - Don't miss it!' 


I turned round to my sister... 'wait a second.... he just sent us round AGAIN even though he's the one with the headset talking to us out of the #1.ORDER box from #2.PAY section...! And now he's laughing at us! Oh god!'


Oh the irony of a guy that works in mcdonalds laughing at me. To be fair we probably made his day far more enjoyable.


Seriously though.


Can you believe he made us go round again?! Eurgh!

Badabadadaaah...

Jenna Marbles

I got another obsession last week.


Jenna Marbles.

Jenna Marbles, real name Jenna Mourey, is a YouTube comedian, Blogger and Go-go dancer. She's not dumb though, she's got a masters in Sports Psychology and Counselling - Wikipedia has a pretty good profile of her.


She's epic. I don't think I can sing her praises any higher. Srsly.


So I thought I'd link my favourite top five videos from her.


1. How to get ready for a Date

2. What Girls Think About During Sex.

3. How to Avoid Talking to People you don't want to talk to

4. When the face doesn't work

5. People I Would Fuck

Not only is she a comic genius, but she's also HOT. I don't usually swing that way, but I'd just like to put it out there that I would hypothetically fuck her. (You'll have to watch number 5 to get that reference...)


Awesome.