Tuesday 29 May 2012

Mormon Aversions: To anything with 'tea' in it's name

Dad: "What is that you've made?"
Me: "Lemon & Lime Iced Tea."
Dad: "Well I don't like the sound of that."
Me: "It's not actually tea. It's fruit tea. Made from lemons and limes..."
Dad: "I don't want it in the house. Throw it away."


This is the Whittard Chelsea Flavour Instant Tea. It is amazing.


This is not tea. This is made from an extract of black tea, fruit extract and natural flavourings, and sugar.


Just because it is has the word 'tea' in the title, does not mean it is actual tea. I mean come on. What about 'Tea tree Oil' or 'Rich Tea Biscuits'?! And even if it was, seriously. It's just tea. Arghh.


Seriously Mormons. Sort it out.